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tinkerlu:

ryu-gemini:

i just dont see how anyone could not like hispanic karkat.
like woah this cutie.
he starts shouting in spanish at times whenever he gets really angry. or just to start fucking with dave.

CAN WE ALL JUST LOVE SPANISH SPEAKING KARKAT CAN THAT PLEASE BE A THING?

tinkerlu:

ryu-gemini:

i just dont see how anyone could not like hispanic karkat.

like woah this cutie.

he starts shouting in spanish at times whenever he gets really angry. or just to start fucking with dave.

CAN WE ALL JUST LOVE SPANISH SPEAKING KARKAT CAN THAT PLEASE BE A THING?

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 6,693 notes
6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 7,645 notes
dirkcrocker:

Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Dirk.

dirkcrocker:

Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Dirk.

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 314 notes
givecnhy:

crystal-c-a-t-s:

jewicidal:

i am so done

oh my god

help

givecnhy:

crystal-c-a-t-s:

jewicidal:

i am so done

oh my god

help

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 85,026 notes
6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 205 notes
sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 16,621 notes

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 44,074 notes

strictlybecca:

faramirs:

#its ridiculous how much i love this pairing IT SET THE BAR FOR ALL OTHER PAIRINGS EVER I THINK

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 121,431 notes

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 6,654 notes

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 6,408 notes

watchtheskytonight:

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

DON’T EVEN GO THERE

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 82,245 notes

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 290,774 notes
6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 8,204 notes
madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

6 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 12,596 notes

charlieplaidbury:

having a pretty stable day and then gavin fucking free comes along

7 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 76 notes