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jordynslefteyebrow:

You run, hit, jump, fly, and flip like a girl? Keep doing it. It’s working.

7 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 20,321 notes

LEAVE A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX SAYING WHO YOU THINK I SHOULD COSPLAY

skittzipoo:

miss-kiyotaka:

Give me at least one character and the reason you chose them. It can be based on looks or personality.

image

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 72,084 notes
frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 40,175 notes

cocaineteas:

jadethemerman:

kawaiiasaurus666:

fromthemarinadistrict:

FUCK

PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST; THE MERTAILOR!! HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON THESE TAILS AND THEY ARE HOW HE SUPPORTS HIMSELF AND HIS BOYFRIEND!! CREDIT ARTISTS! ALL OF THESE TAILS ARE HANDMADE BY HIM!!

His website is :https://www.themertailor.com/

His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mertailor

Take me

He spends alot of time making ‘em but he also get alot of money for these tails.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 215,803 notes

charlesoberonn:

babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 890 notes

charlottelabouff:

do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 5,982 notes

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

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if the video and image isn’t reason enough to reblog, that comment should do it

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 157,849 notes
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 5,371 notes
starkassembled:

hermitsunited:

I just noticed that Jarvis has his own stocking. Tony Stark hangs up a stocking for Jarvis at Christmas. And there are at least two extra stockings up there so Tony totally gives his bots stockings too.

I think the important part is that the stocking for Jarvis is completely different from the others. It’s loud and silly looking and the name is written in what looks to be a child’s handwriting.That’s the stocking Tony made Jarvis, the real human Jarvis, when he was young.

starkassembled:

hermitsunited:

I just noticed that Jarvis has his own stocking. Tony Stark hangs up a stocking for Jarvis at Christmas. And there are at least two extra stockings up there so Tony totally gives his bots stockings too.

I think the important part is that the stocking for Jarvis is completely different from the others. It’s loud and silly looking and the name is written in what looks to be a child’s handwriting.

That’s the stocking Tony made Jarvis, the real human Jarvis, when he was young.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 4,668 notes

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 230,602 notes
whenyouwishupondisney:

disney-magical:

shoujo-addict:

別れ

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEARTLESS MONSTER

WHO LET YOU?!?!

whenyouwishupondisney:

disney-magical:

shoujo-addict:

別れ

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEARTLESS MONSTER

WHO LET YOU?!?!

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 12,679 notes
1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 578 notes
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 240,863 notes
me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it
1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 15,264 notes

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

1 hour ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 17,697 notes