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austenchanted:

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

That’s Fordyce’s Sermons. So there she’s thinking about the absurdity of Mr. Collins. — Joe Wright, DVD commentary

1 hour ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 2,045 notes

sopranomonroe:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE ANDREWS!

Dame Julie Andrews was born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1, 1935.

For over 50 years, Julie Andrews has brought joy to audiences on stage, screen, and television. She continues to entertain new generations through home video and her many books. Happy birthday, Dame Julie! Thanks for inspiring so many of us!
2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 4,106 notes
2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 12,542 notes

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

God bless ‘what’s his name’.

2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 64,903 notes
dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

dissociating-in-wonderland:

Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 161,581 notes

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 164,066 notes

Ever notice how some of the most terrifying things are also the most beautiful?

dirks-boyfriend:

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

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wait a fucking minute

2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 139,265 notes

wruzicka-reblogs:

seselapod:

seselapod:

u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE

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2 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 76,527 notes

mictlanfvckyeah:

Día de muertos en Jalisco.

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 930 notes

elvendcrk:

kassists:

Marlene and Lily snorting in heaven when Harry says “My father didn’t strut!” Because yes he bloody well did.

james snorting in heaven when harry says “my father didn’t strut!” because yes he bloody well did.

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 188 notes
3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 190,408 notes

but they do hurt the same

4 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 4,776 notes
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
- Kendra Wells  (via billowingblossom)
4 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 151,103 notes

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

theafrocentrics:

shartichoke:

learn baby learn

Sword holder

I AM A FUCKING SHARK

5 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 119,056 notes

mirrorstodust:

fereldanfrostbacks:

eren jaeger is the physical embodiment of the “i’ll punch a bee, i don’t give a fuck” post

how dare u compare our lord and savior Gus Sorola to ur 15-yr-old titan fuckboy

5 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 4,253 notes