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buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

24 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 214,057 notes

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred
25 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 72,855 notes
dearestheart:

Lizzie Bennet Diaries x Square Face
Made these with an icon generator, I thought the Darcy is perfect!

dearestheart:

Lizzie Bennet Diaries x Square Face

Made these with an icon generator, I thought the Darcy is perfect!

25 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 120 notes

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

25 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 250,238 notes
andrewfennellstuff:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

whiskey-weather:

No.

because physics

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.
'tis in fact physics

andrewfennellstuff:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

whiskey-weather:

No.

because physics

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.

'tis in fact physics

26 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 69,466 notes

thepsychmind:

For more fun Psychology facts like these, Follow This Blog !

51 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 46,844 notes

isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

53 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 67,910 notes

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

58 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 8,038 notes
1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 139,784 notes

arabswagger:

Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.

You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

The language you use matters. 

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,651 notes

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Giant Pencil Lamp

London design studio Michael & George add a bit of whimsy to the average floor lamp with their creation called the HB Lamp.

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1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 5,942 notes
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eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 57,958 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 139,797 notes

susuyajuuzou:

he literally put the strawberry in his pocket as if it were a treasure what

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 5,987 notes

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 277,507 notes