do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Homestuck, Pride and Prejudice, Doctor Who, anything actually.
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things that are okay
- queer hogwarts students
- muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
- in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
- neato graphics
- new in-text/in-movie connections
things that are not okay
- sad stories of george living in a world without fred
Lizzie Bennet Diaries x Square Face
Made these with an icon generator, I thought the Darcy is perfect!
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.
'tis in fact physics
REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)
Let me spread the shit out of this.
This is horrifying. And sadly true.
Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.
You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.
The language you use matters.
London design studio Michael & George add a bit of whimsy to the average floor lamp with their creation called the HB Lamp.
You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour.
i don’t know…
Tumblr and Puns
he literally put the strawberry in his pocket as if it were a treasure what
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]