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heartbleats:

#seamonkeys

heartbleats:

#seamonkeys

22 minutes ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 2,627 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.

24 minutes ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 16,305 notes

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 8,808 notes
jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

image

I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 302,023 notes

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 212,626 notes
bi-characters:

This was just too cool to not reblog.
Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

bi-characters:

This was just too cool to not reblog.

Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 60,485 notes
drunkroosters:

these people

drunkroosters:

these people

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 4,374 notes
laina:


laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 170,442 notes

torea-dumbass:

sideeffectsincludedoom:

crowsing:

sublimesublemon:

shoutpolesforeyes:

sublimesubpumpkin:

sxizzor:

kazethecursedone:

*Preps self for The Day Homestuck Broke The Internet 2*

oh jesus

do you guys remember how when cascade was posted, we broke mspa and then we broke newgrounds and about half the pages that had repeating streams of the flash broke because of the traffic

that was the end of  an act

i’m legitimately a little bit concerned for the internet

Ben I think you forgot that after breaking newgrounds we nearly broke MEGAUPLOAD.

oh mother of shit you’re right, i completely forgot about that

the entire internet is physically going to be split in half

Hussie said he’s been working on how to fix that so it won’t happen this time.

Why can’t we just read it in separate servers or something

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 32,015 notes

mypandemonium:

closet-sociopathh:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

DONT BE COLD, HE STILL EXISTS.

Viva la Pluto!

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 107,836 notes

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 218,514 notes

laugh-til-ya-fart:

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

What every school system teaches us*

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 276,083 notes

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 446,570 notes

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 16,724 notes

bitchesaloud:

literally me

1 hour ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 78,816 notes