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grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

18 minutes ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 81,202 notes

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 275,690 notes

viviku:

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 50,215 notes

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 212,279 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 203,002 notes
alazei:

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash


no they didn’t, an irresponsible driver who took his eyes off the road to ogle two women wearing shorts in public for the first time caused a car crash.

alazei:

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

no they didn’t, an irresponsible driver who took his eyes off the road to ogle two women wearing shorts in public for the first time caused a car crash.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 646,221 notes
1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 2,901 notes
occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 310,215 notes
1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 31,214 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 432,760 notes

Marvel’s greatest extras. 

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 12,190 notes

kirschteinvevo:

no no officer you got it wrong. it doesnt say manslaughter it says mans laughter. i didnt kill that guy wait why are you handcuffing me

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 310 notes

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 32,900 notes
isthisacanonurl:

5eda9e:

i finished it (-:

where’s red luigi, did they forget him. wow must suck to be red luigi

isthisacanonurl:

5eda9e:

i finished it (-:

where’s red luigi, did they forget him. wow must suck to be red luigi

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 98 notes

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 48,822 notes